1 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:10,218 Oh, yeah. 2 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:11,428 ♪ I got a big box, yes I do ♪ 3 00:00:11,469 --> 00:00:13,013 ♪ I got a big box, how 'bout you? ♪ 4 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:14,431 * I got a big box, yes I do ♪ 5 00:00:14,472 --> 00:00:16,266 ♪ I got a big box, how 'bout you? ♪ 6 00:00:16,307 --> 00:00:17,767 I think you don't know what you're saying. 7 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:20,311 It is from "Sob-ray," our new owner, 8 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:22,981 and it is to Sabre, us. 9 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,441 I wonder what's inside. 10 00:00:24,482 --> 00:00:25,817 Scissor me. 11 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:33,158 Dunder Mifflin was recently bought 12 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:35,994 by an electronics company named Sabre. 13 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,788 They stepped in at the 11th hour, 14 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:40,415 and they saved our asses. 15 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:43,460 Although David Wallace said that we were the one branch 16 00:00:43,501 --> 00:00:44,919 that was actually working right, 17 00:00:44,961 --> 00:00:47,464 so we probably could have saved our own asses. 18 00:00:47,505 --> 00:00:50,675 We didn't need them touching our asses. 19 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,761 I actually saved myself once. 20 00:00:52,802 --> 00:00:55,847 I performed the Heimlich on myself. 21 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:59,559 I had a frozen banana stuck in my gullet, 22 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,603 and I popped it out. 23 00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:03,438 [taps desk] 24 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,023 And there was a crowd of people around, 25 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:08,234 and they were impressed. 26 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:10,403 - Oh! - [loudly muttering] 27 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:12,113 Wow. 28 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:13,531 Awesome. 29 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:14,866 For Accounting, 30 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,868 a brand new printer. 31 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,704 And for the sales staff, 32 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:22,457 a new fax machine. 33 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:25,377 This cord has "Creed" written all over it. 34 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:30,882 And whoever would like a brand new scanner 35 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,717 can come visit it in my office. 36 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,427 Thank you. Something for everybody. 37 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:36,179 Really? 38 00:01:36,221 --> 00:01:39,265 Yes, even you. 39 00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:40,433 There you go. 40 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,894 Cardboard for your cardboard little face. 41 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,021 All right. 42 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:46,981 - Ready? - Here we go. 43 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:49,442 Oh! 44 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:51,111 [laughter] 45 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:52,237 Wow. Cool. What next? 46 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:55,365 - My face. - Ohh! [laughs] 47 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:58,368 No. Oh, my God. Look at that. 48 00:01:58,410 --> 00:01:59,411 Oh, my God! 49 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:01,079 Look at the pores on your nose. 50 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,414 - I know. - You can drive a bus 51 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:03,581 through those things. 52 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:04,624 - Ready? - Yup. 53 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:06,418 Guys, um, who's Gabe? 54 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:09,129 This note says to put the box aside for a Gabe Lewis, 55 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:11,131 who's coming tomorrow. 56 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:14,884 Okay, everybody, listen up. 57 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:17,137 I have some bad news. 58 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:19,264 Due to circumstances beyond my control... 59 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:20,932 Impulsivity and inattention to detail. 60 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,767 Hey. Hey. 61 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,185 I have opened a box 62 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:25,520 which should not have been opened... 63 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,731 - Terrible mistake. - And distributed things 64 00:02:27,772 --> 00:02:29,065 which should not have been distributed. 65 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:30,442 Undistributable. 66 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:32,110 Well, maybe we can put the box back together. 67 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,654 Impossible. He opened it like an ape. 68 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,322 I think we can do it. 69 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:46,291 Yep. Yep. 70 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:48,418 Right? Mm. 71 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,587 Did we try printer first? 72 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:51,963 Shredder at an angle... 73 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,173 - Yep. - Fax, cable, 74 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:54,883 - then the scanner upside down? - Yes. 75 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:56,968 Have you tried making everything smaller? 76 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,774 Oh, my God, your fingers are really tiny. 77 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:12,484 Thank you. 78 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:14,069 [grumbles] 79 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,656 And... 80 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,992 [applause] Wow. 81 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,202 Really nice job. 82 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:23,411 This group of people, 83 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,538 when they put their minds together, 84 00:03:25,580 --> 00:03:27,916 they can do something great. 85 00:03:27,957 --> 00:03:30,960 And I think that you should all be proud of yourselves. 86 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:33,505 [cell phone ringing] 87 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:35,006 Oh, Michael. 88 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:35,965 All right. Relax. 89 00:03:36,007 --> 00:03:36,966 We can do it. 90 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,093 We just did it. 91 00:03:38,134 --> 00:03:39,094 So we can do this again. 92 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:40,720 Erin, scissor me, please. 93 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:41,846 - No, don't! - Thank you. 94 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,848 Oh, got it. Okay. 95 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,433 [scissors cutting] 96 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:47,936 {\an8}[cheerful music] 97 00:03:47,977 --> 00:03:54,984 {\an8}♪ ♪ 98 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:07,914 All right. He's on his way up. 99 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,086 {\an8}Hey. What are you doing? 100 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:14,337 {\an8}This is Accounting. 101 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,381 {\an8}It's not your home or your car 102 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:18,216 {\an8}or your stomach. 103 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,844 {\an8}But there was real work in there. 104 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:22,095 {\an8}It's fake work. 105 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:23,722 {\an8}I gave all the real work to Oscar today. 106 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:26,099 {\an8}- Hey! - Again? 107 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:29,144 {\an8}First impressions matter a lot. 108 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:30,395 {\an8}I really hope this guy 109 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,355 {\an8}makes a good first impression on me 110 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:33,773 {\an8}because otherwise, things are gonna get 111 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:34,983 {\an8}pretty unpleasant. 112 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:36,693 {\an8}Okay. Are we ready? 113 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:37,819 {\an8}What do you want us to do? 114 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:39,154 {\an8}Why do I have to explain everything? 115 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:41,114 {\an8}Because we're usually not on the same page. 116 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:43,033 {\an8}- [door opens] - [quietly] Okay. 117 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:47,412 {\an8}[applause continues] 118 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:50,498 {\an8}Oh. Okay. 119 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:53,084 {\an8}And to you. 120 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,461 {\an8}Gabe seems tall. 121 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:56,129 {\an8}Hope we get along. 122 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:58,089 {\an8}Had a very good thing going with David Wallace. 123 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,132 {\an8}He was a good guy. 124 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:00,759 {\an8}He was somebody I could trust. 125 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,969 {\an8}Here he is. Right there. 126 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:06,431 {\an8}It's us. And, actually, 127 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:09,809 {\an8}I have another picture. There we go. 128 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:11,603 {\an8}That's us, also. 129 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:12,812 {\an8}Technically, 130 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:16,274 {\an8}it is just a close-up of the same picture, 131 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,568 {\an8}but in this one, you can really see 132 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:21,446 {\an8}that he is okay taking a picture with me. 133 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:24,074 {\an8}Even though I was there for disciplinary reasons. 134 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,118 {\an8}Welcome. 135 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,912 {\an8}Scranton hot dog from Scranton? 136 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:30,163 {\an8}You know what, Dwight? 137 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:31,247 {\an8}Let's give him a minute to settle in, 138 00:05:31,289 --> 00:05:32,499 {\an8}shall we? Okay? 139 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:33,958 {\an8}Um, hi. 140 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,794 {\an8}Uh, my name is Gabe Lewis. 141 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:37,128 {\an8}I am coordinating director 142 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,463 {\an8}for emerging regions. 143 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:39,464 {\an8}Hello, Gabe. 144 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,466 {\an8}I am Michael Scott, co-manager. 145 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:44,969 {\an8}This is my protégé, Jim Halpert. 146 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,054 {\an8}Co-manager, actually. 147 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:47,138 {\an8}In training. 148 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,723 {\an8}Trained. Loving it. 149 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,058 {\an8}Good at it. So... 150 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,602 {\an8}We are very impressed with this branch, 151 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:55,146 {\an8}and we are so excited about this merger. 152 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,148 {\an8}We're very excited too, aren't we, guys? 153 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,733 {\an8}- Right? - So excited. 154 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:01,945 {\an8}We have a little song prepared for you. 155 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:04,155 {\an8}Um, actually, if you don't mind, 156 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,116 {\an8}I would love to put this on the Sabre website. 157 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:08,284 {\an8}"Saber." 158 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:10,370 {\an8}- Sa-bre. Sabre. - Ohh. 159 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:11,746 {\an8}- It's Sabre. - Yes. 160 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:12,914 {\an8}- Of course. - Sa-ber. 161 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:14,666 {\an8}Good. Take it away, guys. 162 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,751 {\an8}Okay. 163 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:19,796 {\an8}[playing tune of Miley Cyrus's "Party in the USA"] 164 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:22,048 {\an8}♪ ♪ 165 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:24,384 Both: * Hopped off the train in Scranton, P.A. ♪ 166 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:27,053 ♪ Another cloudy gray afternoon ♪ 167 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:29,889 ♪ Jumped in the cab, here you are for the first time ♪ 168 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:31,182 ♪ Look to the right ♪ 169 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,517 ♪ And you'll see the Electric City sign ♪ 170 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:35,186 ♪ This is gonna be a good day ♪ 171 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,022 ♪ for Dunder Mifflin and "Sob-ray" ♪ 172 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,940 Sab... [guitar stops] 173 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,150 Sabre. 174 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:41,568 It's Sabre. 175 00:06:41,609 --> 00:06:44,195 ♪ Dunder Mifflin and Sabre ♪ 176 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,865 ♪ So yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 177 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:49,826 Both: * Dunder Mifflin is a part of "Sob-ray" ♪ 178 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:52,537 * So yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 179 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:55,290 ♪ Dunder Mifflin is a part of "Saber" ♪ 180 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:56,833 * Dunder Mifflin is a part of "Saber" ♪ 181 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,126 You sure it's "Saber"? 182 00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:00,211 - I should've rehearsed more. - No, mm-mm. 183 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,921 No, you were great. 184 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,590 Tell her she was great. 185 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:08,511 Hey. 186 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:09,888 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 187 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:10,972 Hey, we should be fine 188 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,683 if we leave around 11:20. 189 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:15,268 Oh, you MapQuested it. 190 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:17,062 It's four blocks away. 191 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:18,688 Well, now we won't get lost. 192 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:20,023 Or we could drive. 193 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:21,232 And that takes... [clicks mouse] 194 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,276 One minute. 195 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:25,320 We found a great local daycare. 196 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:26,654 It's rated really high 197 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:28,531 by all the local parenting websites. 198 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,950 But that means it's also really hard to get into. 199 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:32,327 Turns out a lot of parents 200 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,037 want the very best for their children. 201 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,413 That's weird. 202 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,707 We're hoping our interview seals the deal. 203 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:41,294 But if not, there's always the Army. 204 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,922 The infant-ry. 205 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,924 Okay. Okay. 206 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:46,966 - Mm. - Yeah. 207 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:49,511 [synthesizer music plays] 208 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:51,930 So you've just been bought by Sabre. 209 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,765 You've probably got a lot of questions. 210 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,892 Hi. I'm Christian Slater. 211 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:58,478 What's it like to work for Sabre? 212 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,522 Let's find out together. 213 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:03,233 Working at Sabre means taking on the challenge 214 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:05,819 of the road that rises to meet you. 215 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:11,366 Sabre is respecting the past, 216 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:15,203 but opening the window to the future. 217 00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:17,914 Have you ever tasted a rainbow? 218 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:20,583 At Sabre, you will. 219 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:25,714 {\an8}You'll find it easy to embrace the Sabre spirit. 220 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,132 {\an8}Welcome. 221 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:31,011 {\an8}We're very excited to go on this journey with you. 222 00:08:31,052 --> 00:08:34,014 {\an8}So you've been shown a nonsensical video. 223 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:36,850 You're probably wondering, "what's going on?" 224 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:38,852 Well, you're not alone. 225 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:40,311 Wow. 226 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:41,938 Really terrific. 227 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:44,441 Sabre is all about professional growth. 228 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,609 So if somebody here wants to learn a new skill 229 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:49,029 or take initiative, we will all agree 230 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:51,197 to help that person. 231 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:52,532 - Gabe. - Yeah? 232 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:54,617 I would like some more responsibility. 233 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:57,370 I feel as though I am underutilized. 234 00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:59,205 That is exactly what we're looking for. 235 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,291 Okay. Yeah? 236 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:03,543 I suggest you have a 30 second conversation 237 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:05,337 with each one of us before you decide 238 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,671 what's appropriate for this branch. 239 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,423 Hold on. Okay. You know what? 240 00:09:08,465 --> 00:09:10,800 Gabe has plenty of time to decide who is slow 241 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,844 and who thinks she's better than everybody else, 242 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,471 but I think the idea 243 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:16,139 of supporting each other is a good one. 244 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,850 Most of our business comes from selling printers. 245 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:21,853 So don't think of yourselves as paper salesmen anymore, 246 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,229 but as printer salesmen 247 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,689 who also sell paper. 248 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,107 Perfect. 249 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,150 No. 250 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:28,777 Don't like that. 251 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:32,238 At Sabre, we really encourage honest communication. 252 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,074 You should always feel free 253 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:35,367 to express your thoughts-- 254 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,744 Talk about vacation days. 255 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,996 We have a policy here at Sabre 256 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:42,582 where we are, uh, allowed to take two weeks. 257 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:44,542 Well, I actually saved days from last year 258 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,211 'cause I wanna go to Jamaica. 259 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,380 "How Meredith Got Her Groove Back." 260 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,756 - Oh. - You guys had 261 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:50,799 a banking policy? 262 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:53,343 No. No, no, no. 263 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:55,261 All right. How do I describe this? 264 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,389 Imagine that you have a cell phone. 265 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,182 Now, imagine that you have a bank account, 266 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:02,227 and the money that you have in the bank account 267 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,020 rolls over to the next year 268 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,439 like cell phone minutes, right? 269 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:08,233 - That's what we have here. - Okay. 270 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,776 Well, actually, at Sabre, 271 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:12,237 our policy is to not allow vacation days to carry over. 272 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,738 - Mm-- - What? 273 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:16,199 - That's-- - Okay, I have 274 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,410 six weeks banked, so-- 275 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,495 Yeah, I already booked a Great Lakes cruise. 276 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:21,830 Never mind that. 277 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:24,833 What if you have saved up for a trip in the future. 278 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:28,461 For example, a 40 day family safari. 279 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,797 Well, I'm sorry, but maybe you could 280 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:33,299 look into, like, a two week safari for your family, just-- 281 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:34,592 That's not gonna work. There's no way 282 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,052 I'm gonna be able to take 12 kids 283 00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:37,470 on a two-week safari. 284 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:39,723 You can if they're imaginary. 285 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:42,267 I need those vacation days. 286 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,102 I have two women. 287 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,937 One likes to ski. 288 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,064 One likes the tropics. 289 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,942 It is very difficult. 290 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,736 I actually owe the company days 291 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,112 because of my singing tour. 292 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,614 I went to Atlanta, and Boston, and Cincinnati 293 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,366 to audition for "American Idol." 294 00:10:58,408 --> 00:10:59,743 The problem is, is that I had to audition 295 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,244 with a lot of the screw-ups. 296 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,704 I did not advance. 297 00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:05,623 I signed up to build an adobe pueblo in Guatemala. 298 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,459 Now there are 27 orphans who aren't gonna have 299 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,127 a computer center this winter. 300 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,254 Hey, who the hell's going through our stuff? 301 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:12,464 Actually, that's Nick. 302 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,632 He's your new I.T. guy. 303 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,426 Uh, he's setting up a site-blocker. 304 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:18,511 Mostly blocking the inappropriate sites. 305 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,347 And then there are the time-wasting sites 306 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,098 like Twitter, YouTube. 307 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,808 We are blocking those as well. 308 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,227 Mm, nope. Don't like that. 309 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:28,313 Okay, did everyone get one? 310 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,731 With these bottles, 311 00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:32,650 we eliminate the need for plastic water bottles, 312 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:36,279 which are the scourge of the environment. 313 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,948 We'll still get to use the little cups, though, right? 314 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:41,409 Little cups? Like paper or plastic or-- 315 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:42,744 I don't know what they're made of. 316 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:44,371 They're two-ounce paper cups dipped in plastic. 317 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:45,997 He goes through 20 a day. 318 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,500 Okay, well, I bet you can fit 20 little cups of water 319 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,959 in your aluminum bottle. 320 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,670 You know what can't fit in a bottle 321 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,505 are the 20 little trips I take to the cooler, 322 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,382 and the 20 little scans I do of everybody 323 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,008 to make sure everything's running smoothly. 324 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,594 And the 20 little conversations that I have with Stanley. 325 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,179 That's okay. 326 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,639 Can we bedazzle these? 327 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:03,890 Of course you can. 328 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,767 There is a small part of me 329 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:09,688 that is actually very excited about this new company. 330 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,023 But 70% of me is water, 331 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:15,026 and the other part, the real part, 332 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:18,571 the part that has feelings and emotions and thoughts 333 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,031 and makes decisions, 334 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,492 and, if I can be crass, makes babies, 335 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,869 that part thinks 336 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,580 that all of these changes suck ba-- 337 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:32,043 So, here, I have typed in 338 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,422 my "HTPP" animalswhoarefriends.com 339 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,090 but instead of getting a cute video 340 00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:39,259 of a panda bear being best friends with a cat, 341 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,303 I get that. 342 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,180 Still pretty cute, 343 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,640 but I think I'm missing out 344 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,809 on some unlikely animal friendships. 345 00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:51,271 This is the site blocker we were talking about. 346 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,314 So it blocks adorable sites. 347 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:54,983 Just any time wasters. 348 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:57,986 Okay, you know what? It is blocking all of my sites. 349 00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,989 It is blocking penguins in party hats, 350 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:04,325 it is blocking mustaches on penguins, 351 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:07,078 it is blocking penguin follies. 352 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,623 [water trickling] 353 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,544 Really? 354 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,338 You don't have enough water in there? 355 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,922 Your stomach? 356 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:23,762 - Oop. - What? 357 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,597 Looks like we kicked it. 358 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:29,225 I miss the old Dunder Mifflin. 359 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:32,437 Too much change is not a good thing. 360 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,189 Ask the climate. 361 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,916 Oh. Oh, my god. 362 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,383 Well, it definitely sounds like there is room for growth 363 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,176 with your responsibilities. 364 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,719 I give him stuff to do. 365 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,221 Yeah, but Kevin, weren't you saying 366 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,598 that often times, it's stuff that's already been done? 367 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,559 - That is correct, Gabe. - Okay. 368 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,396 So the two of you are invited to distribute the workload 369 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,356 a little more evenly. 370 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:17,691 - Okay. - Of course. 371 00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:19,192 - Okay, great. - Thanks. 372 00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:22,529 I really feel as though a new day is dawning. 373 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,698 Ha. Oh. 374 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,078 You want work? 375 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:34,165 You want some real hard work, Kevin? 376 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,667 Budgets and actuals. 377 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,585 Yeah. Find all the discrepancies. 378 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,087 All of 'em. 379 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,593 Kevin, you want some help with that? 380 00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,095 No. 381 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:49,889 The only help I need, Oscar, is your help 382 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:52,225 not helping me need help. 383 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,686 Okay. That didn't make a lot of sense. 384 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,938 But this is a vulnerable time for you, 385 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,024 so maybe we'll talk about it later. 386 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,111 Heavy. 387 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,034 [gasps] 388 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,493 Okay, this is officially 389 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:11,995 the cutest thing I've ever seen. 390 00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:13,621 Cubbies. 391 00:15:13,663 --> 00:15:15,582 I totally forgot about cubbies. 392 00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:16,875 There's a finger-painting station 393 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,668 and a curly slide. 394 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:19,753 Am I too old to go here? 395 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,171 Mm-- 396 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:27,886 Oh. 397 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,974 Adorable, right? 398 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,563 I walked in on someone in the bathroom. 399 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,981 What? 400 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,441 I just walked in on someone in the bathroom. 401 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:43,401 - Who? The-- - I don't know. I don't know. 402 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,611 The guy we're meeting with? 403 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,904 I don't know. I don't know. 404 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,282 Hey. 405 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:52,035 I don't want to appear ungrateful 406 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,495 for everything Sabre's doing for us. 407 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:56,164 Oh, I don't get that sense at all from you, so... 408 00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:57,874 Well, you should have a little. 409 00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,626 But it's great that you don't, 410 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:03,838 because I am trying to embrace all of these changes, 411 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,007 but I'm--I'll be honest, 412 00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,342 I'm having trouble wrapping my head 413 00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:08,343 around a couple of 'em. 414 00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:09,552 Which ones? 415 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,471 Ah. All of 'em. 416 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,848 Well, I wish that I could do something, 417 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,017 but it's kind of policy, you know? 418 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,519 Above my pay grade. 419 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,062 [chuckles] You know? 420 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:21,231 So maybe we should call-- we should call someone. 421 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:22,524 I could help. 422 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,733 I'm good with bosses. 423 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,360 Call one of the higher-ups? 424 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:26,653 You know what? 425 00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:28,363 - Let me see what I can do. - Really? 426 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,699 We can't have you this upset on day one, can we? 427 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,075 - No, we can't. - No, we can't. 428 00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:33,118 - All right. - I'm gonna go call her 429 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,703 - right now. - Okay. 430 00:16:34,744 --> 00:16:35,745 - Okay. - You are a gentleman 431 00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:38,081 - and a caller. - [laughs] 432 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:40,750 All right. 433 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,502 I just think that it's a bad policy 434 00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,212 if it upsets people. 435 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,215 No, it has been less than 30 days 436 00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:48,800 since I received the package, okay. 437 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,218 I'm not responsible for the time it took 438 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,469 to ship to me. 439 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,473 Okay, well I--I already called the post office, 440 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,726 and they said to call you. 441 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:58,893 I am telling you, 442 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,603 there are no strawberries in here. 443 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,105 Well, I saw them in there. 444 00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,481 Well, maybe they ran away, 445 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,567 'cause the pizza was like, 446 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:06,943 [with Italian accent] "Hey, get out of here, 447 00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:08,403 you stupid strawberries." 448 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:09,571 [both laugh] 449 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,573 I think when andy finally asks me out 450 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:14,284 he's gonna try to top what he did with the drum line. 451 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,411 I can't wait to see what he comes up with. 452 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,788 The ball's totally in Erin's court. 453 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,957 After the whole drum line thing. 454 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:27,339 Hey. How'd the call with your boss go? 455 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,966 Um, I'm afraid I have some bad news. 456 00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:31,634 - Oh, no. - Yeah. 457 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:32,844 I fought real hard. 458 00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:36,181 Liar! Wow. I heard you. 459 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,683 - I heard you. - Well, okay. 460 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,352 But if you knew that I didn't really call my boss, 461 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,686 then you were sort of setting me up 462 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:42,687 when you asked me how it went, so-- 463 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,272 Oh, yeah, okay. So it's my fault. 464 00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:46,107 It's my fault. You need to call her. 465 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,443 No. Please, don't make me call her. 466 00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:51,488 Oh, gosh. She needs to think that I can do my job. 467 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,453 Pam and Jim? Hey. I'm Jerry. 468 00:17:58,495 --> 00:17:59,621 Hi, Jerry. 469 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:00,622 - Jerry. - Good to see you. 470 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:01,873 Come on in. 471 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:04,834 My office is right back here. 472 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:05,960 This is the play room. 473 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,629 This is great. 474 00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:08,713 Got to confess, 475 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:09,923 we came a little early, 476 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:11,716 so we got a quick look around, but, uh-- 477 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:12,759 Oh, so you saw it already? 478 00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:13,802 No, no, no, no. 479 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:14,928 Yes. We saw this, yes. 480 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,304 No, it wasn't like a look around. 481 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:17,806 We really just had a peek. Quick peek. 482 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,474 Didn't focus on anything in particular. 483 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:20,642 It's lovely. 484 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,143 - [cell phone rings] - Oh. 485 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,228 Got to take this. Sorry. 486 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,521 - Do it. - Okay. Hi, this is Jerry. 487 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,147 Okay, you've got to pull it together. 488 00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:27,732 We should just go. He's really uncomfortable. 489 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,484 He's uncomfortable because you're acting weird. 490 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,069 So you have to stop acting weird. 491 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,320 What if we just bring it up? We just put it 492 00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:33,988 - out in the open? - That's the weirdest possible 493 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,323 solution to the problem. 494 00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,367 Sorry about that. Right this way. 495 00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:38,910 All right. 496 00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:45,959 The debit column is really tall. 497 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:49,295 It's the column by the wall. 498 00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:54,009 Except when your chair is turned around. 499 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:58,013 Then near Oscar it be found. 500 00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:01,850 Except in times when Oscar's sick. 501 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:05,395 Then remember, clever trick. 502 00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:23,038 Hi. 503 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,962 Hi. Sir, are you todd? 504 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:34,424 - Yes. - Hi. My name is Kevin Malone. 505 00:19:34,466 --> 00:19:37,052 I'm an accountant at Dunder Mifflin. 506 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,429 Ohh. Oh, you must know Phyllis. 507 00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:40,889 She's great. 508 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,599 Yeah. 509 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,518 Yeah, Phyllis is fantastic, Todd. 510 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,021 But I did not come all this way down the hall 511 00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:49,564 to talk about Phyllis. 512 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,650 First let me say I told them everything 513 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,943 that you wanted me to say, 514 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,737 in just the way you wanted me to say it, so... 515 00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:56,988 Gabe, honey, I love this. 516 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,406 I love the sound of your voice. 517 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:00,408 But I really need some new information now. 518 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:03,661 Okay, um, I told the story of your uncle, 519 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,498 and I have a feeling that you would have really, uh, 520 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,541 really been proud of the way... 521 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:09,751 okay, um... 522 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:10,794 {\an8}Wait a minute. 523 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,212 {\an8}Who is it? Who's there? 524 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,755 {\an8}Is there somebody in the room with you? 525 00:20:13,797 --> 00:20:15,507 {\an8}I want to see who it is. 526 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,716 {\an8}Turn me around. 527 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,635 {\an8}I don't... it's just... 528 00:20:18,677 --> 00:20:21,346 {\an8}Turn me around. Now. 529 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,139 [door opens] [whistles] 530 00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:25,433 Hey, buddy. Is it something I said? 531 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,268 Hello. No. 532 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,312 My name's Michael Scott. Hello. 533 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:30,939 Oh, hello, Mr. Scott. 534 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,107 Pleased to meet you. 535 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:33,483 Nice to meet you. 536 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:36,111 We are very excited about the merger with Sabre. 537 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,654 I think you have a great accent. 538 00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,072 Aw, thank you. 539 00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,740 I've been working on it since I was a little girl. 540 00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,158 [laughs] 541 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,993 To, um, to what do I owe the pleasure 542 00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:45,370 of this video chat? 543 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,706 Well, I'm a little concerned 544 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,500 about all of these changes, to be quite frank. 545 00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:53,461 I think we have done things a certain way here 546 00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:56,089 at Dunder Mifflin for quite some time, and-- 547 00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:57,674 Pardon. Pardon me, Mr. Scott, 548 00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,759 but the last time I saw a company 549 00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,636 as mismanaged as Dunder Mifflin 550 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,972 was my grandson's snowball company, 551 00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:05,598 so you'll excuse me 552 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,267 if I prefer that you all adapt 553 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:08,977 to the way we do things. 554 00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:10,603 Okay. 555 00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:12,272 I feel very strongly 556 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,107 that you can't just come in here 557 00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:15,567 and change everything 558 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,736 that people have been doing forever. 559 00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,657 Is Christian Slater back there? 560 00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:25,160 Because... he knows. 561 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:27,328 He'd know what to do. 562 00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,040 So listen. 563 00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:32,167 Why don't you tell Gabe 564 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,752 if by the end of the day 565 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,378 you can't handle the changes. 566 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:36,963 I have already told him, 567 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:39,132 but I will tell him again if you think that'll help. 568 00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:41,301 I would take until the end of the day 569 00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:43,178 if I were you. 570 00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:54,189 [grunts] 571 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,648 [glass breaks] 572 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:02,155 [sighs] 573 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,533 [tires squeal] 574 00:22:06,701 --> 00:22:08,745 I wish this car had a flux capacitor. 575 00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:10,914 Then I could go back to any era that I wanted. 576 00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:12,040 And you know where I'd go? 577 00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:14,209 I would go back to yesterday, 578 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:17,003 when Dunder Mifflin was not owned by Sabre. 579 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,630 God. 580 00:22:18,672 --> 00:22:21,508 It's not like I'm asking for a cure for cancer 581 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:22,550 or homelessness. 582 00:22:22,592 --> 00:22:25,053 It's just-- I want Sabre gone. 583 00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:26,596 Is that too much to ask? 584 00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:34,437 I have come here today 585 00:22:34,479 --> 00:22:36,690 [muffled drumming] to talk to Mr. David Wallace 586 00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:39,609 about this whole thing going on with Sabre. 587 00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:41,778 [rings doorbell] He will know exactly what to do. 588 00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:44,406 He is not a big fan of me dropping by unannounced. 589 00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:46,408 But then again who is? 590 00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:47,659 [loud drumming] 591 00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:48,952 - Hey. Hi. Sorry. - Michael. 592 00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:51,496 I hope you're not busy doing something. 593 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:53,248 No, you kidding? Come on in. Come on. 594 00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:54,332 - You sure? - You look great. 595 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:55,542 You look great too. 596 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:57,127 You hungry? I'm just having lunch. 597 00:22:57,168 --> 00:22:58,378 Oh, yeah, that sounds good. 598 00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:00,046 Fantastic, Teddy. Look who just stopped in. 599 00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:02,173 - [drumming] - Hey. 600 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:04,300 Hey. Wow. 601 00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:05,343 Keep it up, son! 602 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,012 Very loud. 603 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:09,097 ♪ ♪ 604 00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:10,140 Wow. 605 00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:11,850 Oh, yummy. 606 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:14,310 You have got the life, my friend. 607 00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:15,562 Yeah. 608 00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:17,355 Can I just stay here and never go back? 609 00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:18,606 Things not going so well there? 610 00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:20,025 Oh, man. 611 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,526 How much time do you have? 612 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:23,194 I have a doctor's appointment 613 00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:25,030 next Thursday. 614 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:26,573 Yeah. 615 00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:29,200 Hey, honey. 616 00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:30,201 How's your day going? 617 00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:32,037 Did you do anything cool? 618 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:34,080 Uh, no, sweetie. 619 00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:35,373 I just sort of hung out. 620 00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:37,375 Oh, 'cause I saw you had shoes on, 621 00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:39,127 so I didn't know if you did anything. 622 00:23:39,169 --> 00:23:41,129 No. Just hanging out, honey. 623 00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:42,255 You remember Michael. 624 00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:43,548 - Oh. - Hi. 625 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,175 Sorry, I was just in the neighborhood, 626 00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:47,218 and thought I'd come by, see... 627 00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:48,386 No problem at all. 628 00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:49,596 This is great. 629 00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:51,931 So what are you guys up to? 630 00:23:51,973 --> 00:23:52,932 Um... 631 00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:54,017 I don't know. 632 00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:56,061 Uh, but maybe, uh... 633 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:57,312 actually, you know, 634 00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:59,064 I think maybe we'll go outside. 635 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:00,273 [drumming continues] 636 00:24:00,315 --> 00:24:02,275 May--maybe we'll go outside. 637 00:24:02,317 --> 00:24:03,234 [drumming intensifies] 638 00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:04,736 Outside. 639 00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:08,656 ♪ ♪ 640 00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:11,701 There was one thing we were curious about-- 641 00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:13,578 your flexibility on things like Easter or Memorial Day, 642 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:14,829 because we might want 643 00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:16,081 to change our days around a little bit. 644 00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:18,208 That seems a bit premature, don't you think? 645 00:24:18,249 --> 00:24:20,043 I don't even know if I have a space for you yet, 646 00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:22,087 and you're already lining up your holiday plans. 647 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:23,338 Oh, no, sorry. 648 00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:26,424 Just, um, we're kind of planners. 649 00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:27,842 But we're also flexible too, 650 00:24:27,884 --> 00:24:29,177 so you know what? 651 00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:30,762 Maybe we can just discuss it when the time comes. 652 00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:33,014 Yeah. If the time comes, we can discuss it. 653 00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:37,769 Is this because Jim walked in on you going to the bathroom? 654 00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:39,312 What? 655 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,775 Seriously? You told her? 656 00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:46,403 Did it? 657 00:24:46,444 --> 00:24:47,445 I--it might have come up 658 00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:48,947 while we were waiting for you. 659 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,074 And you--you thought that might have something to do 660 00:24:51,116 --> 00:24:53,076 - with how the meeting is going? - No, I didn't-- 661 00:24:53,118 --> 00:24:55,412 Maybe, because it doesn't seem to be going super well. 662 00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:57,330 Well, you didn't consider the fact 663 00:24:57,372 --> 00:24:58,665 that it might not be going super well 664 00:24:58,707 --> 00:25:01,084 just because it might not be going super well? 665 00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:04,462 Nope. 'Cause we're really nice people, 666 00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:06,589 but you don't seem to like us. 667 00:25:06,631 --> 00:25:09,467 I'm being perfectly pleasant. 668 00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:10,885 Did you ever consider that you might not be 669 00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:12,178 as charming as you think you are? 670 00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:14,347 Oh, this coming from the guy 671 00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:16,641 who still uses a children's toilet? 672 00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:22,439 Why didn't you just lock the door, man? 673 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,275 It doesn't lock for the children's safety. 674 00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:27,068 Anybody could have walked in. 675 00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:30,905 It was story time. 676 00:25:33,491 --> 00:25:35,827 Sabre is changing everything. 677 00:25:35,869 --> 00:25:37,328 Site blockers. 678 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:38,830 They don't let us use cups. 679 00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:40,749 So I started thinking, who could handle this? 680 00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:42,500 Who would know what to do? 681 00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:44,419 David Wallace would know what to do. 682 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:47,505 What should I do, David Wallace? 683 00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:49,591 I don't know. I mean, what can you do? 684 00:25:49,632 --> 00:25:51,343 Mm. Exactly. 685 00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:52,719 What are you thinking? 686 00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:54,346 I--I--that's a tough one. 687 00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:55,680 It is a tough one. 688 00:25:55,722 --> 00:25:57,724 I don't have any ideas for you there. 689 00:25:57,766 --> 00:25:58,683 Yeah. 690 00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:00,643 But one would be good. 691 00:26:00,685 --> 00:26:02,729 Hey, oh, okay. Wait. 692 00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:04,105 Okay. 693 00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:05,774 I want to tell you about a business idea I have. 694 00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:07,192 - Okay. - 'kay? 695 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,319 You know how kids leave their toys everywhere? 696 00:26:09,361 --> 00:26:10,445 Okay? 697 00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:12,530 So this is a vacuum. 698 00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:13,865 It's like a shop-vac type of thing. 699 00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:15,116 [imitates vacuum] 700 00:26:15,158 --> 00:26:17,202 Teaches kids how to pick up their own toys. 701 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:18,370 Right? 702 00:26:18,411 --> 00:26:19,829 Baseball gloves. 703 00:26:19,871 --> 00:26:21,206 Uh, hacky sacks. 704 00:26:21,247 --> 00:26:22,582 Drumsticks. 705 00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:24,709 [imitates vacuum] Picks it up. 706 00:26:24,751 --> 00:26:26,920 So the kid's making the noise to pick it up? 707 00:26:26,961 --> 00:26:28,463 No. No, no, no. 708 00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:30,048 That's the-- that's the vacuum noise. 709 00:26:30,090 --> 00:26:31,299 Oh, okay. 710 00:26:31,341 --> 00:26:32,550 You--you don't like it. 711 00:26:32,592 --> 00:26:34,761 - No, I think it's-- - No, no, it's okay. 712 00:26:34,803 --> 00:26:36,221 Another guy from Dunder Mifflin, 713 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:37,472 Arnie from Research, 714 00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:38,807 he's gonna draw up the prototype. 715 00:26:38,848 --> 00:26:40,016 Mm-hmm. 716 00:26:40,058 --> 00:26:41,601 And, uh... 717 00:26:41,643 --> 00:26:43,395 it's like a shop-vac. [imitates vacuum] 718 00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:44,813 Did I say that? 719 00:26:44,854 --> 00:26:45,980 Yep. 720 00:26:47,899 --> 00:26:49,609 It'll be okay. 721 00:26:52,404 --> 00:26:53,947 Hey, any fun weekend plans? 722 00:26:53,988 --> 00:26:56,074 No. You? 723 00:26:56,116 --> 00:26:58,535 Uh, no, actually. 724 00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:02,580 So nothing? 725 00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:04,332 No movies or parties, 726 00:27:04,374 --> 00:27:08,003 or anything you might want to invite someone to? 727 00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:11,089 Nothing. It's wide open. 728 00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:12,799 Okay. 729 00:27:12,841 --> 00:27:14,843 That's as hard as I can hint. 730 00:27:15,885 --> 00:27:17,512 Hey, you know, if you want, 731 00:27:17,554 --> 00:27:19,514 I'm sure I could get Arnie on board 732 00:27:19,556 --> 00:27:22,475 if you wanted to join us for Suck It. 733 00:27:22,517 --> 00:27:23,977 Work together again. 734 00:27:24,019 --> 00:27:25,603 The what? 735 00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:27,105 Suck It. That's what it's called. 736 00:27:27,147 --> 00:27:28,398 Oh, okay. 737 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,316 Huh? Catchy. Kids'll love it. 738 00:27:30,358 --> 00:27:31,776 Like it. 739 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:32,944 There are very few things that would make me 740 00:27:32,986 --> 00:27:34,779 not want to team up with David Wallace. 741 00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:37,782 And Suck It is one of 'em. 742 00:27:39,075 --> 00:27:40,910 Okay. 743 00:27:40,952 --> 00:27:42,328 - God! - Why don't you 744 00:27:42,370 --> 00:27:44,080 - stay for dinner? - Hi. No, no, no. 745 00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:45,165 - Please. - I don't wanna interrupt. 746 00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:46,624 We can talk about the business. 747 00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:48,460 No, no, no. Your family time is precious. 748 00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:49,627 Come on, we can't eat 749 00:27:49,669 --> 00:27:51,212 an entire turkey by ourselves. 750 00:27:51,254 --> 00:27:52,464 Ohh, that sounds great, 751 00:27:52,505 --> 00:27:54,549 but I don't eat turkey anymore. 752 00:27:54,591 --> 00:27:56,676 I don't--I kinda don't eat solid foods anymore. 753 00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:59,304 I'm just sort of, uh, into the juice. 754 00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:01,556 I got a juicer, so I'm good. 755 00:28:01,598 --> 00:28:03,683 - Lost four pounds. - Well, that's great. 756 00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:06,561 A little woozy, but it's working for me, so-- 757 00:28:06,603 --> 00:28:07,812 Well, hey, hey, hey. 758 00:28:07,854 --> 00:28:08,938 - Great to see you. - Great to see you. 759 00:28:08,980 --> 00:28:10,774 - Great to see you. - All right. 760 00:28:10,815 --> 00:28:13,068 - Come on. - Yep. 761 00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:15,070 - Good luck. Goodbye. - I'm gonna walk him out. 762 00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:16,738 That's okay. No, I can-- all right. 763 00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:18,239 All right, here we go. 764 00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:23,620 We had no choice. 765 00:28:23,661 --> 00:28:25,038 He was a jerk. 766 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:28,333 Who had no idea of the appropriate size of things. 767 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:30,418 Big things go on big things. 768 00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:34,172 I mean, what if our baby had a question about shapes? 769 00:28:34,214 --> 00:28:37,425 So, onwards. What's second on our list? 770 00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:38,927 Where Meredith's son went. 771 00:28:38,968 --> 00:28:40,637 What's third on our list? 772 00:28:42,263 --> 00:28:43,431 See you later. 773 00:28:43,473 --> 00:28:44,683 - Oh, Michael. - Bye now. 774 00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:45,767 Thank you for coming. 775 00:28:45,809 --> 00:28:47,435 Thanks for having me. 776 00:28:47,477 --> 00:28:49,479 Well, that's not the David Wallace 777 00:28:49,521 --> 00:28:51,147 that I remember. 778 00:28:51,189 --> 00:28:56,861 That is some sort of weird creature 779 00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:59,989 that lives in David Wallace's house. 780 00:29:00,031 --> 00:29:02,492 Oh, my God. 781 00:29:02,534 --> 00:29:04,369 All right. 782 00:29:04,411 --> 00:29:06,329 Just get me out of here. 783 00:29:09,249 --> 00:29:11,543 Who did this? Oscar? 784 00:29:11,584 --> 00:29:13,336 - No. - It's possible 785 00:29:13,378 --> 00:29:15,547 that I did it on my own. 786 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:16,923 No, it's not. 787 00:29:16,965 --> 00:29:18,717 That is the one thing that is not possible. 788 00:29:18,758 --> 00:29:20,343 How'd it happen? 789 00:29:20,385 --> 00:29:22,053 I did it. 790 00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:23,763 Okay. 791 00:29:28,018 --> 00:29:29,811 You left this on my desk. 792 00:29:32,022 --> 00:29:34,232 - T-thank you. - Yeah. 793 00:29:34,274 --> 00:29:35,608 - Oscar. - Todd. 794 00:29:35,650 --> 00:29:37,277 - How are you? - How's it going? 795 00:29:40,155 --> 00:29:43,033 Oh, God, please don't tell Angela. 796 00:29:43,074 --> 00:29:45,076 - I won't. - No, listen, 797 00:29:45,118 --> 00:29:47,120 I didn't just let him do the work. 798 00:29:47,162 --> 00:29:49,372 - I actually learned things. - Kevin-- 799 00:29:49,414 --> 00:29:52,876 - Please don't tell her. - Kevin, I said I won't. 800 00:29:54,878 --> 00:29:57,047 He trained me when I first started. 801 00:29:59,299 --> 00:30:01,092 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 802 00:30:13,063 --> 00:30:14,606 Hello. 803 00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:16,858 Is anybody home? 804 00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:19,027 Oh, thank you, Erin. 805 00:30:19,069 --> 00:30:24,574 Now, if everyone would please ready their canteens, 806 00:30:24,616 --> 00:30:26,034 so I can fill them 807 00:30:26,076 --> 00:30:28,703 with the sweet, sweet nectar of Gabe's homeland, 808 00:30:28,745 --> 00:30:31,081 and then propose a toast. 809 00:30:31,122 --> 00:30:32,165 Here we go. 810 00:30:32,207 --> 00:30:33,833 You know when people say getting fired 811 00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,585 was the best thing that ever happened to them? 812 00:30:35,627 --> 00:30:37,045 I feel sorry for those people. 813 00:30:37,087 --> 00:30:39,547 That's the best thing? Really? 814 00:30:39,589 --> 00:30:41,007 Ugh. 815 00:30:41,049 --> 00:30:45,553 Well, I'm not really one for making speeches. 816 00:30:45,595 --> 00:30:46,513 Yes. Yes, you are. 817 00:30:46,554 --> 00:30:47,681 You make a lot. 818 00:30:47,722 --> 00:30:48,765 But I feel pretty good right now. 819 00:30:48,807 --> 00:30:49,933 I really do. 820 00:30:49,974 --> 00:30:50,809 A lot better than I did earlier. 821 00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:52,310 Let me tell you. 822 00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:53,436 That's your toast? 823 00:30:53,478 --> 00:30:56,314 No. This is my toast. 824 00:30:56,356 --> 00:30:59,109 I think this whole thing with Sabre is gonna work out. 825 00:30:59,150 --> 00:31:01,236 I have a very good feeling about it. 826 00:31:01,277 --> 00:31:02,987 Michael, this isn't a toast. 827 00:31:03,029 --> 00:31:04,322 You're just thinking out loud. 828 00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:06,074 Here's my toast. 829 00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:11,329 Orange juice is in here. 830 00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:13,915 And, like Sabre, it is from Florida, 831 00:31:13,957 --> 00:31:16,167 and it is good. 832 00:31:16,209 --> 00:31:18,378 Just 'cause you have liquid, that doesn't make it a toast. 833 00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:20,338 Here's the toast. 834 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:22,340 I'm gonna do it now. 835 00:31:22,382 --> 00:31:25,427 Raise your container 836 00:31:25,468 --> 00:31:28,263 to us and to Sabre. 837 00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:31,182 All: [hesitantly] To us and to Sabre. 838 00:31:31,224 --> 00:31:32,809 Mm. Wow. 839 00:31:32,851 --> 00:31:34,769 That is metallicy. 840 00:31:34,811 --> 00:31:37,731 Ugh. That's like drinking a battery. 841 00:31:37,772 --> 00:31:39,607 [exhales] 842 00:31:39,649 --> 00:31:42,569 Ah. Really gets you in the fillings, doesn't it? 843 00:31:42,610 --> 00:31:44,654 Okay, anyway, welcome. 844 00:31:44,696 --> 00:31:45,905 [sighs] 845 00:31:49,367 --> 00:31:50,952 [scratching tones] 846 00:31:50,994 --> 00:31:53,079 [drumming] 847 00:31:53,121 --> 00:31:55,957 * Well, it's a mess, what a mess ♪ 848 00:31:55,999 --> 00:31:58,460 ♪ What you gonna do? ♪ 849 00:31:58,501 --> 00:31:59,836 ♪ You're gonna take out your Suck It ♪ 850 00:31:59,878 --> 00:32:01,379 ♪ And you suck it ♪ 851 00:32:01,421 --> 00:32:02,672 ♪ Suck it ♪ 852 00:32:02,714 --> 00:32:05,258 ♪ Yeah, take out your Suck It and you suck it ♪ 853 00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:06,801 - Suck it! - Yeah! 854 00:32:06,843 --> 00:32:07,969 - Suck it! - Yeah! 855 00:32:08,011 --> 00:32:09,262 - Suck it! - Yeah! 856 00:32:09,304 --> 00:32:10,680 ♪ Take out the Suck It and we'll ♪ 857 00:32:10,722 --> 00:32:11,806 - Suck it! - Yeah! 858 00:32:11,848 --> 00:32:13,266 - Suck it! - Yeah! 859 00:32:13,308 --> 00:32:15,101 both: * Take out my suck it and we'll suck it ♪ 860 00:32:15,143 --> 00:32:17,937 Yeah! [drumming] 861 00:32:17,979 --> 00:32:21,941 ♪ ♪ 862 00:32:21,983 --> 00:32:23,651 Whoo! 863 00:32:23,693 --> 00:32:25,028 - Teddy! - Yeah.